“you’re obviously not the dirk from homestuck we know, and obviously not from homeslice, so what are you?”

Okay, so to answer the burning question. I’m Dirk from what you would call the GAME OVER timeline. Great plot twist, I know. You remember when I floated off into those glitches and was subsequently never seen again, right? I know that raises two questions. One, how did I escape the timeline and get to where I am now? And two, how did I not join the amalgamation of splinters and selves that is Ultimate Dirk?

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