“you’re obviously not the dirk from homestuck we know, and obviously not from homeslice, so what are you?”

I’ll answer question two, just because it’s the more palatable explanation. The glitches in Sburb masked my now-distorted existence, and it also helped that I was rarely mentioned in Homestuck after that. Being mostly forgotten by the timeline’s remaining denizens meant I was forgotten by the machinations of the comic itself, save for the fucked-up part of Sburb I got stuck in. Time worked quite differently back there as well. I guess I’d describe it as akin to the feeling of being stuck in a black hole for years on end if I had to.

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