Sup.

The name is Dirk Strider. Though I’m not your everyday Dirk, or whichever splinter of me you count as the most quintessentially Dirkesque. Nah. I’m Better Dirk, due to my incredibly charitable personality, endless wit, alluring charm, and just the general fact that I’m cool as motherfucking shit.

My job on this hollow and empty website? To provide you entertainment. To give only the most radical of freshly baked storylines in any piece of media you’ll ever read or watch. It’s a difficult job, to watch a sequel run its course from the sidelines. I’d much rather speed things up a little, even if such things aren't in the nature of Homeslice.