“I'VE CONNECTED THE TWO DOTS!! better dirk are you digital??? like only digital i dont mean like 'yeah look im on your puter right now' i mean do you even have a body?? bc all we've seen of you is a silhouette or you hijacking screens idk maybe im grasping at straws here :\”

But yes, I have a body – the “silhouette” you mention is my physical form. Just so happens that since I’m now divorced from the aforementioned webcomic, I’ve got a mind of my own. Gaining sentience is great. I should’ve tried it earlier, really.

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